Dude witnesses first hand that siphoning gas isn't as easy as what you see in telelvision :)

Yesterday, AS I LAY DYING singer Tim Lambesis pleaded not guilty to a felony charge of solicitation of murder.  He's been accusedof trying to hire a hit man to kill his estranged wife.  He's being held on $3 MILLION bail.

If he's convicted, he's looking at NINE YEARS in prison.

The D.A. said that Tim met with an undercover cop who was posing as a hit man, and Tim told him he wanted his wife "gone."

He gave the guy an envelope with $1,000 in cash . . . pictures of his wife . . . her address . . . the access code to her place . . . and a list of dates that the man could do it.  Those were days when HE had the kids, so they could serve as his alibi.

Tim's wife Meggan filed for divorce last September, citing "irreconcilable differences."  In the divorce papers, she said Tim had become obsessed with bodybuilding, blew a ton of money on tattoos and was "distracted" around his kids.

They have three kids that they adopted from Ethiopia.

The Bear catches monkey and tries to EAT HIM!!!

A guy in Georgia tried to stop a hit-and-run driver from leaving after she backed into his wife's car. And somehow he ended up on the woman's HOOD for about two miles. Another driver got part of it on video, and you can hear the guy yelling at him to call the police. The woman eventually stopped though, and he wasn't hurt. Then she sped off again, and police are still looking for her. Once they track her down, she's facing felony aggravated assault charges.

Bill was deployed to try to broker the reunion . . . so that Zeppelin could perform at the "12-12-12 Concert for Sandy Relief" last December. But he couldn't get it done.

The director of the charity that put on the benefit told "60 Minutes Overtime", quote, "[Clinton] was terrific. He goes, 'I really want to do this. This would be a fantastic thing. I love Led Zeppelin.' "Bill Clinton himself asked Led Zeppelin to reunite . . . and they wouldn't do it."

Optical illusion? Or is she really that small in the waist? Thoughts?

The website OK Cupid has about five million monthly users.  And the survey they ask you to take has some pretty weird questions on it.  Here are a few. Answer and see if you think any of them would help you find Mr. or Mrs. Right . . .

James and Kirk came out and blew out the National Anthem at Saturday's Giants game.

BOOT TO THE HEAD A$$HOLE! Nicely done Nikki...what a freaking moron.