If there's a wedding I've played it, a wet t-shirt contest I've hosted it up and down the east coast from Ohio to south Florida. Now I've come to pollute your nightime with plenty of verbal deadwood..he,he,he. I love COLD BEER, LOUD ROCK, & warm coffee colonics on the beach...but enough about me.
Sure it's WAY over the top, but what guy hasn't thought "how amazingly cool could I make opening a beer???" Well other than using your butt cheeks I don't know that you'll top this.