If there's a wedding I've played it, a wet t-shirt contest I've hosted it up and down the east coast from Ohio to south Florida. Now I've come to pollute your nightime with plenty of verbal deadwood..he,he,he. I love COLD BEER, LOUD ROCK, & warm coffee colonics on the beach...but enough about me.
We all know that civilization as we know it is supposed to come to a grinding halt in December. Why not book your "Survival Getaway" right now!? Not all of these are bomb shelters. How about the "Zero Star Hotel"..or the "Underwater Hilton" just to name a few.