If there's a wedding I've played it, a wet t-shirt contest I've hosted it up and down the east coast from Ohio to south Florida. Now I've come to pollute your nightime with plenty of verbal deadwood..he,he,he. I love COLD BEER, LOUD ROCK, & warm coffee colonics on the beach...but enough about me.
While millions of Americans were just trying to survive Hurricane Sandy or worrying about loved ones who were in its path, 84-year-old sex therapist DR. RUTH was obsessed with making sure people were BONING during the storm. In fact, she couldn't stop Tweeting about it. Here's what she was putting out..pun intended.
--"Predicted that millions will lose power. Guys no masturbating so that you'll have plenty of power when darkness hits."
--"I know people are stocking up w/candles, water, batteries but don't forget the condoms!"
--"Does having the wind howling outside ur window make sex better? Tom'w u have the opportunity to find out. Don't blow it."
--"10 million could lose power. Making love by candlelight romantic but don't get too rowdy, u don't want to start fire."
--"Weatherman saying this is slow moving hurricane so good time to try slow Tantric sex."
--"Saw headline East Grinds to a Halt. That word grind make you think of anything you could do not be halted?"
--"If no electricity is keeping you in bed make sure to use different positions."
--"Men like visual stimulation so don't limit your lovemaking until after dark if the lights are out."
--"On the other hand women with body image issues might prefer dim candlelight so take advantage of black out."
--"Weather Channel ratings were huge last nite. Ahh, too many people not taking my advice, watching TV & not having sex."